near Ireland and receives a message:
Irish: "SHIP, CHANGE COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH TO AVOID COLLISION"
British: "NEGATIVE, YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES SOUTH TO AVOID COLLISION"
Irish: "NEGATIVE, CHANGE COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH TO AVOID COLLISION"
British: "NEGATIVE. WE ARE A BATTLESHIP THAT IS A PART OF THE ROYAL NAVY, WE ARE BACKED BY 5 DESTROYERS, 4 ADDITIONAL BATTLESHIPS, AND 2 AIRCRAFT CARRIERS."
Irish: "WE ARE A LIGHTHOUSE. YOUR DECISION"
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