It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash, put a roast in the oven, then went downtown to pick up some dry-cleaning. ''Gutness, it's hot,'' she mused as she walked down Main Street.She passed by a tavern and thought, ''vy nodt?''Helga sat at thebar and the bartender asked her what she would have. Helga said, ''Ya know, it's zo hot, I tink I'll haff myself a cold beer.''The bartender asked, ''Annhauser Busch?''Helga, surprised, replied, ''Vell fine, tanks. Undt how's your pecker?
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