A man walks into a bar, terribly depressed. He goes to the counter and orders exactly 7 shots of whiskey for himself.
"Why such a specific number?", the bartender asks, noticing the man's poor posture.
"A shot for each terrible problem I'm trying to forget", the man explains.
He then lists them.
• His first wife died in a car accident he feels responsible for.
• His current wife stole his car and all his valuables.
• His son is a drug dealer, recently arrested for selling heroine.
• His daughter is a prostitute by choice, and allows herself to be treated horribly.
• His house is being foreclosed due to losing his job and being unable to pay for it.
• He was diagnosed with cancer months ago and has 3 months to live.
• His crippling alcoholism.
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