An elevator operator complained that he was getting tired of people asking him for the time.
A friend suggested that he hang a clock in his elevator.
A few weeks later, the friend inquired as to how things were going.
"Just awful!" declared the elevator operator.
"NOW, all day long, people ask me, "Is the clock right?" exclaimed the elevator operator.
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