I electron is driving down the road. A police officer pulls him over for speeding. The police officer asks him, "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
The electron shrugs, "Sorry Officer, but I have no idea."
"You were going exactly 90 mph."
"Damn it, now I'm lost."
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