Chuck Norris and the king cobra

2 guys are in a bar, and one of them said:
guy1: have you heard about Chuck?
guy2: Nah, what happened?
guy1: He got bitten by a kind cobra!
guy2: What?!?!...what happened next?!
guy1: After five days of struggling and pain, the cobra died!

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