An elderly man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says, I'm sorry Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition which only allows you another 6 weeks to live. But Doctor, Bill replied, I feel great. I haven't felt better in years. This just can't be true. Isn't there anything I can do? After a moment the doctor said, Well, you might start going down the street to that new health spa and take a mud bath every day. Excitedly Bill asked, And that will cure me? No, replied the doctor, but it will get you used to the dirt.
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