The doctor asks him "Whoa, what happened to you?"
The man says "I was taking a class for gun safety. I've never used a gun before and wanted to learn how to properly use one. It didn't go over well."
The doctor asks "I can see that! Well, what happened? Did someone else misfire?"
The man says "Well, not exactly. It all started when the instructor told us to cock our guns."
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