A young man wants to borrow his dad's car

A young man who had just turned 16 wanted to take his dad's coveted Camaro for his first drive as a licensed adult. He goes to his dad and asks "Dad can I take the Camaro for my first drive?" the Dad says, "Well son, I just have one question: Can you touch your butthole with your dick?" The son, shocked and confused, runs to the bathroom and comes back with a very disappointed look on his face and says "No" Dad replies with "Well that's also my answer."

2 years later, the son now wants to take his date to the prom in his dad's still awesome Camaro. He goes to his dad and asks "Dad can I take the Camaro for prom?" the Dad says, "Well son, I have the same question as before: Can you touch your butthole with your dick?" The son, forgetting about the prior time, runs to the bathroom and comes back with the same disappointed look as before just walks out the door because he knows the answer.

3 years later, the son, now 21 wants to take his dad's Camaro for a night on the town on his birthday. He already knows the question his dad will ask him when he asks his permission, so he goes to the bathroom and now, well now, he can indeed touch his butthole with his dick. He goes to his dad, chest pumped up, ready for the night of his life in his dad's Camaro. He asks his dad "Can I take the Camaro tonight?" and before his dad can respond with the expected question the son bursts out "Yes! I can touch my butthole with my dick" The dad then calmly responds "Well son, go fuck yourself"