An Australian man walked in on his girlfriend getting changed and she said "Have you heard of knocking?"

A three-legged...

"I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw"

How many lead...

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves...

"Sarah went crazy...

"Sarah went crazy at me this morning for using her toothbrush. Does anyone...

Mirror

Q. What do me and a mirror have in common? A. When we see your face we...

so a duck walks...

so a duck walks into a bar at 11am aand sits down. The bar keep comes over...

How can I invest...

Call me crazy but once this wall goes up I’ve got a gut-feeling I think...

KNOCK KNOCK...

Who's there? Kicks! Kicks who? Kicks Ronda Rousey for the Knock out!

How many feminists?

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, they...

Why is It?

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

Three men die and...

St. Peter welcomes them at the Pearly Gates and tells them they are all...