Upon arrival, he met a vocalist. The vocalist quickly found that the Asian man could not speak English. He could only ask 'How can I speak English?' The vocalist recited 'me me me me me me me'.
The Asian man said it aloud, and continued on his way.
The next person he talked to was a chef. From the chef he learned 'forks and knives, forks and knives, forks and knives'.
Later that day he came upon a priest who exclaimed 'hallelujah! hallelujah! hallelujah!'
The next day he passed the crime scene of a brutal murder.
The cops, suspicious of the man's curiosity, interrogated him.
"Do you know who killed this man, sir?"
"Me me me me me me me."
"You sick bastard! How'd you kill him!?!"
"Forks and knives, forks and knives, forks and knives."
"YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL MISTER."
"Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!"
This joke has stuck with me since I heard it in the 3rd grade. I have plenty more that I plan to share on this subreddit.
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