A couple found a painting in an art gallery, the painting showed 3 black men, 2 eating sandwiches on a bench, all naked, yet the man in the middle had a white penis and had no sandwich.
The couple looked at this painting, puzzled, they asked the curator what it meant.
"well, you see, this painting is the result of the artist expressing his views on racism, the white penis on the black man shows that we are all the same on a fundamental level, and that we should treat each-other as equals..."
After the long explanation, a stereotypical looking Scottish man comes up to the couple,
"Hey, you know all the stuff the curator said, its complete and utter shit"
The couple interjected, "what would you know of the painting?"
"im the one who painted the bloody thing!"
"oh, then what does it mean?"
"it means nothing, its a painting of 3 Scottish coal miners eating lunch after their shift, covered in soot and dirt."
"well, why has the one in the middle have a white penis?"
"that one went home for his lunch"
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