An army sergeant told Private Perkins to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned. I thought I told you to go to the end of the line, barked the NCO. Why did you come back? Because there's already somebody there!
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.