Sperm are pretty lazy as a whole, but there was one among them called SuperSperm that was not. He swam laps around the lazy sperm until they stopped him and asked him why he worked out so much.
SuperSperm replied, "One day there will be a great quake and we'll all go shooting through a tunnel. At the end of that tunnel is a prize and I mean to be the first one there!"
Naturally the lazy sperm didn't give a fuck, shrugged and continued to swim lazily.
Sure enough, just as SuperSperm had said, there was a great quake and all the sperm in the mystical land of Testicals were shot down a tunnel. As they swam along, SuperSperm swam past like a bullet and disappeared into the darkness.
The lazy sperm didn't care so they kept swimming. In the distance they started to see a small speck, growing larger and larger. They were surprised to see it was SuperSperm waving and yelling frantically "GO BACK! GO BACK! IT'S JUST A BLOWJOB!"
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