Two man are talking,

'You know, I must admit. I am shit-scared'
'Why, what happened?'
'You know, I didn't pay the electricity bill, people came and cut the power. I didn't pay the water bill, people came and cut the water supply. I didn't pay the phone bill either, some people came and cut the phone wires.'
'So what are you scared of now?'
'Well, this month, I didn't pay the alimony.'

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