An American tourist was visiting a quaint country village, and got talking to a farmer in the local pub.

An American tourist was visiting a quaint country village, and got talking to a farmer in the local pub. And have you lived here all your life, Sir? asked the American. Not yet, m'dear, said the farmer wisely.

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