Once there was a young couple who were very much in love.The girl became pregnant and gave birth to their first child. It was a difficult pregnancy and there were complications and surgery was required. When it was finished and the young woman came out of the recovery room, the surgeon met with the couple. "I have some good news and some bad news," The doctor said. "The good news is that you are the parents of a seven pound baby. The bad news, I'm afraid, is that there is an abnormality. Your baby is just a head. It was born without a torso.
Well the young couple was very brave, and they took their baby home and they loved it, and cared for it, and played for it. And on the baby's twelfth birthday, the doctor called and said, "I have amazing news. A torso has been found that would be a perfect match for a head. Come in immediately for it's ready for a transplant."
The couple was elated, not only by the news, but that this amazing stroke of fortune should fall on their son's birthday. They ran to his room. "Son!" The father exclaimed. "We have the best birthday present a boy like you could ever dream of!"
"Oh yeah?" Said the kid, looking up from the floor. "Well it better not be another fucking hat!"
This was a joke told by Johnny Carson, at Reagan's Inauguration, but I don't know if he wrote it.
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