Oscar the Grouch is driving the Sesame Street bus. (long)

He has several stops to make, so he figures he better get started. At the first stop is a giant, morbidly obese woman named Betty. She gets on the bus, and being a courteous patron, moves to the back to facilitate others as they enter. Coincidentally, as they pull up to the next stop, another large (okay really fucking fat) lady waddles through the door. She also happens to be named Betty. Strange, but so is Oscar the Grouch driving a bus. Anyway, she wiggles and jiggles her way to the back. Next they pick up a young man afflicted with Down's Syndrome. However, this being the Sesame Street bus, they call him "Special" instead of "drooling retard". He's named Ross. So "Special Ross" makes his way to the back of the bus. After a little traveling, they arrive at the next stop where a homeless man enters. And man is he gross. This guy has methmouth and a cumstained wifebeater and yeah. He's a bit much. He makes his way back to sit across the aisle from Ross. This fine specimen happens to be named Dennis Sneed.

As they round the next corner, Dennis rips off his shoes and socks and starts tearing at the bunions on his feet with his teeth. This is hilarious to Special Ross, who just can't stop chuckling. The chuckling soon becomes full fledged laughter, and I think we all know how infectious retard laughter can be. First one, then the other Betty both start laughing.

Now anyone who has ridden in the back of a mostly empty bus knows the way it gets to bouncing. Couple that with over 800 LBS of lovely BBW, and this bus is seriously rocking. Oscar struggles to keep control, but inevitably, the cherries come on and the cops pull him over.

The officer steps up to the window and asks "is there a problem in here Oscar?"

Oscar politely replies, "Nothing out of the ordinary. That's just two obese Betty's, Special Ross, and Dennis Sneed picking bunions on a Sesame Street Bus."