An American tourist is in dire need of a toilet while waiting in the lobby of a Japanese hotel. The men's room in the lobby has an enormous line, while the ladies' room is completely empty. Desperate, the man goes up to the manager and says, "I'm sorry, but I really, really need a toilet, would you mind if I used the ladies' room?"
The manager says, "Sure, go ahead. Just be careful not to press the red button."
The man sprints into the ladies room, sits himself down on a stall, and relieves himself. While he is doing this, he notices three buttons on the wall next to him. Curious, he presses the blue button. He jumps as a bidet shoots a small stream of water at his butt, cleaning it. Intrigued, he presses the green button, which turns on a drier that shoots a stream of warm air at his butt.
After his butt is nice and dry, he is even more curious as to what the red button does. Excited, and a bit apprehensive, he presses the red button and promptly blacks out.
He wakes up in a hospital bed and is surprised to see the hotel manager standing by his bed.
"You pressed the red button, didn't you?" the manager asks.
"Yes, what did it do?" the man asks.
"It was an automatic tampon remover."
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