2 men are in a bar and then 1 of them says "did you know because of how high we are you can jump out of a window and the wind will blow you back in!" the other guy says "go on try it then." so then the 1st guy proceeds to do so and go's back in. Then the 2nd guy is stunned so he proceeds to do it and falls.Then the bartender comes up to the 1st guy and says " wow superman you can sure be an asshole when you're drunk"
(edit:grammer thanks to k9fondness)
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