An American businessman goes to Japan to work on a business deal with a potential partner corporation in Tokyo. After a week's worth of painstaking negotiations, the businessman finally seals the deal. His translator tells him that his new partners have encouraged him to take the night off, enjoy what the city has to offer. Tomorrow, they'll play a round of golf to celebrate. Quietly, the translator tells the businessman how important golf is to the Japanese partners and that he should be sure to show up on time and treat it as a great honor.
The businessman decides to partake of the carnal fruits of the city before going to bed and has the concierge at his hotel summon an expensive prostitute.
She seems very enthusiastic about entertaining a westerner, but once they get down to business she starts whooping and hollaring, yelling so loudly the businessman is worried he'll have noise complaints. The prostitute keeps yelling, 'Machigatta ana! Machigatta ana!'.
For as much noise as the girl is making, this must be an excellent compliment, the businessman decides.
The next morning, on the very first hole which is a short par 3, one of the Japanese partners lands an amazing Hole in 1.
The American businessman decides to use the new compliment he learned and shouts 'Machigatta ana!' triumphantly at his counterpart.
The Japanese partners are stunned and seemed shocked. The businessman's translator looks at him in horror and asks, 'What do you mean, 'Wrong hole?!''
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