An American, a Frenchman and a Japanese man are members of a sword club.

The three of them are regarded as the best in the club. They wanted to decide once and for all who is the best of the three of them.

Suddenly a fruit fly comes buzzing in the room and the American pulls out his sabre and with a swing the fly drops dead on the floor. They inspect it and saw the wings have been cut off. The American brags, "can you two do that?."

Luckily for the two another fruit fly comes buzzing and the Frenchman quickly draws his rapier and, with a poke, the fly continues to flying until it hits the wall and falls to the floor. They inspect it and saw that the eyes have been poked out. The Frenchman laughs and brags, "surely with that, I'm the best of us three."

Another fly comes buzzing in. The Japanese, wanting to get in the action, quickly draws his katana, swings at the fly and sheaths his sword in one quick move. The fly quickly buzzed out of the window.

The American said, "Ha! you missed it." The Frenchman also said, "Did you even try?"

The Japanese answered solemnly, "That fly will never return to this room again. He wouldn't have the balls."