An American, a Canadian, and a Pole are preparing for a trip to the desert...

...they all get together and talk about what to bring. The American says, "I'll bring some food, so we can eat if we're hungry". The Canadian says, "I'll bring some water, so we can drink if we're thirsty". The Pole says, "I'll bring a car door, so we can roll the window down if it gets hot".

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