A theater in Sao Paulo. A few minutes before the first act.
At the middle of the stalls sits a guy - calmly put his feet on the back of the two front seats, elbow on the armrest, both spread out. At complete looseness and ease...
Administrator immediately realized what to do:
- *Oh, you're probably an American - Whiskey? Cigarette?*
- **N-O-O-o !! Ambulance!! I fell from the balcony ...**
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