lollipop man

in a small town there lived 3 boys.teir names were john, greg,
and the smallest one with a squeaky voice,dan.they went to the
woods to hang out.it got dark and they couldn't find their way
back.dan spotted a light and they thoughti was the town. as they
got nearer they saw it was a little house. they knocked on the
door. and an old lady answered.they told her what happened. she
felt bad for them and told them that they could eat dinner and
sleep the night at her house as long as they didn't go in the
basement.as soon as the old lady fell asleep they tip toed down
to the basement.on the walls in picture frames there were
dicks.the old lady came in smiling."i told you not to go here.
now i'm gonna have to cut yours of too." she said. she went to
john and said asked him what his daddy did."my dads a surgeon"
he said.so she took his of surgically. gregs dad was a butcher.
the old lady copped his of.she went to dan but to her surprise
he was laughin histerically." what are you laghing about?" she
asked. well, he said, my daddy sells lollipops... i guess your
gonna have to suck mine of.