A man walks into a drug store...

He walks up to the cashier with a large bottle of lube. He notices the smirk on the cashier's face while looking at the bottle. The cashier asks "special occasion tonight?" The customer replies rather quietly "Yes, it's somebody's birthday... so you know what that means, it's bum play time." The cashier asks "Do you like anal? I never get to use the back door." The man replies "Actually it's not really my favorite thing." Confused the cashier asks "Well why don't you want anal for your birthday, most guys would kill for that?" The customer now confused as well, looks at the cashier and says, "It's not MY birthday." "Your girlfriend actually likes anal, but you don't want it" The cashier exclaims. "You are one odd dude" he continues. The customer sighs... looks the cashier in the eyes and says "you've never been pegged before huh?"

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