Two days later, he received a call to get to the hospital as fast as he could and NOT to have contact with anyone.
Upon arrival, he was ushered to a room where everyone was in HAZMAT suits.
The lead doctor said, "Sir.....I am sorry to inform you that your tests came back, and you are positive for HEADS."
Jimmy says, "Huh? What the hell is HEADS?
"Well Sir ... it is a mutated virus that combines Herpes, Ebola, AIDS, Diphtheria and Syphilis..."
"Oh, Dear God! What can you do?"
"Just stay calm..." the doctor replies, "the first thing we're going to do is get you a room all to yourself. Then, we are going to start you off with a diet of pancakes and pizza."
"Wait! What? Pancakes and pizza?" Jimmy asks, "Will that help cure me?"
"Well no..." the doctor replies, "But, it's the only things we can slip under the door."
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