An alien visits Earth...

An alien visits Earth and visits New York. He passes a pastry shop and he sees a huge crowd, fighting for the tastiest, freshest batch of freshly-cooked bread. "Me, me, me!" he hears. He passes by the candy shop where an teenager steals a lollipop from a little girl and she ends up fussing and screaming, stomping her legs left and right saying "He stole my lollipop!" he hears. He later passes by a restaurant, and sees a couple arguing over manners. "Forks and knives! Forks and knives, I tell you!" He wondered what that meant, but kept repeating it to himself. He passes a homeless man who won the lottery, screaming 'YEEEES!' - so the alien, confused, remembers the emotion and the word.

As the streets emptied, the sky darkened, the alien enters an apartment building where it smelled and creaked with every step. He enters the first apartment, and sees an old man, drunk, lying on the floor. He didn't realize that the cops, who were called in, were behind him.

- Who did this? asked the cop
- ME ME ME! - screamed the alien
- Why did you do it?
- He stole my lollipop! - cried the alien
- With what? With a gun?
- Forks and knives! Forks and knives, I tell ya! -he answered
- You're coming with us!
- YEEEEES!