Three little boys were looking for a summer job. Their preacher needed some
people to go around and sell bibles. So the preacher hired two boys without even
thinking twice. But he was hesitant about hiring the third boy because he
suffered from a speech impediment.
So after the first days of work they all met back at the church. The preacher
looked at the first boy and asked him, "How many bibles did you sell?"
The boy stood up and said, "35."
"Is that all you sold?" the preacher asked.
"He looked at the second boy and asked him the same thing. The boy said, "75."
"That is good,� the preacher replied.
He didn't want to ask the third boy but did. The boy with the speech
impediment said "I-I-I s-s-sold 175." The preacher was amazed and asked the boy
how he sold all of the bibles. He said "I-I-I t-t-told them to b-b-buy t-t-them
or I will r-r-read it to t-t-them"'
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