Two nuns walk into a liquor store

Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the biggest
bottle of irish whisky he had. the clerk replied "heck no sister, you nuns
aren't supposed to drink that stuff!"


the nun said "well my son it is not for us you see, it is for mother teresa,"
then the nun whispers "she has the constipation's."


the clerk said "oh, in that case, it's on the house. here's the biggest jug we
have." the nuns thank him, bless him, and leave.


a few hours later, as the clerk is leaving, he sees the same two sisters in
the parking lot, rolling around and drinking the irish whiskey. appalled he goes
over to them and says "you ladies lied to me! you told me it was for mother
teresa for her constipation's!"


one of the nuns takes another swig, looks up at him and says "you wanna know
something buddy? she sure will s*** when she sees us!"