Just before the Obamacare debate, Pelosi was at the Doctor having a physical exam.
Dr -I want you to go into the bathroom and shit into this cup.
Pelosi - Why?
Dr - I need to examine your stool to make sure there's nothing bad in it.
Pelosi - I promise you I am healthy. You don't need to see my shit.
Dr - You have to pass it to see what is in it.
And now you know the rest of the story.
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