A man, working far away from home, receives a telegraph from his village saying; Your wife is dead stop come quick stop. So man goes to his village to see his dead wife and horny he was, decides to have sex for one last time with his wife. After he is done, a miracle happens and his wife starts breathing again.
The man goes back to working. A week later he receives a telegraph saying; your wife is dead stop come quick stop. So man goes to his village to see his dead wife and horny he was, again, decides to have sex for one last time with his wife. After he is done, another miracle happens and his wife starts breathing again.
Man returns to where he works and weeks past, he receives a telegraph; your wife is dead stop you dont have to come stop we are all trying stop.
Note: English is not my first language, looked this up in this subreddit but couldnt find anything similar so i decided to post it.
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