My first time ever
the sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone
just my dick and I.
My schlong so hard
it was a clue
I knew just what
I had to do.
I remembered my fears
my fast beating heart
but slowly I spread
my legs apart.
I didn't know how
but I tried my best
I started by placing
my hand on my tests.
My pubes so curly,
my balls so fine
I felt a tingle down my spine.
Then I did it
I felt no shame
and all at once the white stuff came.
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