A man walks into a bar, obviously pissed off. He orders a double shot of whiskey, downs it in one gulp, slams his fist down on the bar, and exclaims "GodDAMN it, all lawyers are ASSHOLES!"
The guy next to him stands up, looking ready to fight. "You take that back!"
The first man backs down "Sorry, buddy, I just had a really shitty day. I didn't realize you were a lawyer."
The second guy shouts "I'M NOT! I'M AN ASSHOLE!"
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