One day a man's watch was off. He walked by a farm and asked the farmer who was sitting by his bull if he knows the time. The farmer then grab the bulls balls raised them a bit lowered and then raised and said that the time is 10:57. When the man got back home he found out that the farmer was spot on. He went back to the farmer the next day asked for the time. The farmer raised the bulls balls and then said that the time was 9:41. He was right again. The next day the man asked the farmer how he knew the time. The farmer replied "Well, if I raise the bulls scrotum just the right enough I can see the village clock."
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