The Yuppie and Yuppette, ever alert to "appearances", were both very concerned over the girl their son was dating."Son..." the Father began, "I should think you'd be a little more particular over the company you keep.""Dad," the boy replied, "If you're talking about Mitzi, I'm sorry but she's the best girl I can get with the car I have."
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