Husband: Honey, I found Aladdin's lamp today.
Wife: Wow! What did you ask?
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times.
Wife: Aww. Love you dear. Did he do it?
Husband: He said multiplication doesnt apply to zero.
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