Have you ever wondered.....
Why Most homes have lots of windows in the house, how ever, more than half of them are usually covered up with blinds so people can't see you.
If blind people can still see kindness in a person.
Would they still have the same motto " No Shirt, No pants, No service" in a porn shop.
Why on "children's tylonnel" they put " Do not drive right after you have taken this".
Why Many packaged peanut bags will say " May contain traces of peanuts" on them?
Will you be smarter if you eat smarties( canadian candy)
Will you be dumber if you lift dumb bells
AND FINALLY.....
Will you be able to figure out how long you slept if you bring a ruler to bed with you?
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