A Chef named Ted comes in early to work one Sunday morning, hungover from a crazy party the night before. In his tired state he begin to talk to all of the Breakfast food he's making for the brunch buffet about to start.
Ted looks over at the toast and asks "how are you feeling this morning toast?" The toasts doesn't answer because it's just toast.
Ted then turns to the sausage and says "Hey sausage, bet you're night was crazy..." The sausage just sits there sizzling.
Finally, with a sense of desperation Ted yells over to the hollandaise sauce "up late last night?"
The hollandaise sauce responds "I'm Egg Sauce Ted"
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