"What's a three letter word that means low?" he asked his wife. She suggested dim but that didn't fit. Then he asked his son who suggested dim too, and so Al grew even more frustrated, but it was time to milk the cows. While out there he decided to ask his favorite cow Margaret the same question:
"Margaret, what's a three letter word that means low?"
"Moo" came the reply
"That's it!" he exclaimed, as he jumped up to run back towards the house to grab the newspaper.
As he left, Margaret shouted after him: "You really are an idiot Al - you own the only talking cow in the world and all you do is get my help on your fucking crosswords"
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