As an airplane is about to crash, the pilot turns on the PA systems and says to the passengers, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that this plane is going down, and is going down quick. The good news is that if we throw some people off the plane we might be able to recover."
The pilot then continues, "OK, let's start alphabetically. Are there any African Americans on this plane?" No one answers. "Are there any black people on this plane?" No one answers. "Are there any coloured people on this plane?" Still no one answers.
Sitting somewhere on the plane, however, a black kid turns to his dad and asks, "I thought we were African American, black, and colored?"
His dad answers, "No son not today. Today, we're going after the Mexicans."
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