One day Johnny walks in on his mother showering and he asks her "what that tuff of hair"" is she says ""its mommys airport sweety""
""ok"" the next day he walks in on his dad showering and he askes ""wut that long thing"" he says ""its an airplane"" ""ok"" then that night he walks in his parents having a little rondevu and he screams out ""daddy your plane crashed into mommies airport and now the head lights are getting bigger
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