After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, Hey Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona. The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, I’d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King of Beers,’ a Budweiser. The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, I’d like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors. He gets it. The guy from Molson sits down and says, Give me a Coke. The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, Why aren’t you drinking a Molson’s? The Molson president replies, Well, I figured if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither would I.