After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your automatic pilot. In my modern and carefully tested sytem an error is absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible, ...
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