After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. How about some perfume? he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. That's a bit much, said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. That's still quite a bit, Tim complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. What I mean, said Tim, is I'd like to see something really cheap. The clerk handed him a mirror.
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