Q: How are your mum and a starbucks tip jar the same? A: Both of them will beg you to get a pound in.

This joke works best if you realise I live in the UK and "pound in" and "pounding" sound the same in a manchester accent.

Yeah.... jokes aren't funny if you have to explain them :(

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