A woman was speeding along I-30 when suddenly blue and red lights appeared behind her. Looking down at the speedometer she realizes that she is doing at least 20 miles over the posted limit. With a sigh she pulls over to the shoulder.
Patiently she wants as the biggest Trooper she has ever seen walks up to the window, scowl upon his face. She rolls down the window and braces herself for the worst.
"Ma'am, do you know why I've pulled you over?" His query is direct and to the point.
Trying to be cute she exclaims, "To sell me a ticket to the Troopers Ball , right?"
"Troopers don't have balls, ma'am."
Silence as the Trooper realizes what he has just said.
The woman tries to hold back the laughter and fails.
"Just get the hell out of here..."
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