After a plane crash, only one woman and two men survived and are lost on a virgin island...

...so they start organizing their new lives, because they have no hope of ever seeing help. While one of them is in charge of hunting and picking fruits, the others build a house, etc.

One day however, the woman decides to convoke both men and expose her frustration:

"It's been so long since any of us had sex, and I think it's driving us crazy" *both men nod* "and, given the circumstances, I feel like we could all use some good sex. So here's the plan: I stay with you *pointing at the first man* for five days, then you *pointing at the second* the next five. And repeat."

Everyone seems satisfied with this turn of events, and life happily continues on the island. The survivors even built a second house, so that each man would have his and not interfere while the other was "busy" in the other house.

However, one day, as worse came to worst, the woman suddenly died of a tropical illness.

Both men then meet, and, in a very sad mood, look at each other: "Hey man, it's gonna be tough, but I really can't live without the sex anymore." "Yeah, we need to find something" ... "So, you for five days, me for the next five, repeat?..." *the second one sadly nods*

And so, life continued, surely, far less fun than before.

Many weeks after this discussion however, both men once again discuss: "Man, I'm sorry, but I can't take it anymore, we need to do something!" "I was about to propose the same thing..."

"Where should we bury her?"

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