A sweet elderly couple show up at the doctor’s office. The doctor asks, “What can I do for you?” After a minute of shyly staring down at his shoes, the husband looks up with an embarrassed expression and says, “I can’t seem to get an erection.”
The doctor says, “I’m going to give you some blue pills. Here’s what I want you to do: Take one pill and then skip a day. Then take another pill and skip the next day. Just keep doing this and I think you should see some results.”
A few months later the doctor sees the wife on the street. He approaches her and asks how things are going with her husband. The wife replies, “Oh, Arnold passed away last week. A heart attack.”
“I’m so sorry. I did worry that maybe he was too old for sexual activity.”
The wife says, “Oh no. It wasn’t the sex. It was all that skipping what killed him.”
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