St. Peter greets them and invites them in.
He takes them to a nearby car lot and tells them to choose a car. The old man says, "I can't afford any of those cars." St. Peter tells him not to worry about it, because it's Heaven and the cars are there for his use...Ferrari, Bentley, Mercedes...any model, any color, just swap them out whenever you feel like it.
They get into a Bentley and St. Peter takes them to their new home. Again, the old man is concerned about the expense and St. Peter reassures him.
Then St. Peter shows them their new country club. A beautiful facility with all the amenities. It's lunch time, so they go the buffet where all kinds of wonderful foods are laid out. When the man worries about the health aspect, St. Peter says, "This is Heaven, you are here for eternity and will never get fat or unhealthy.
The old man turns to his wife and says, "You and your damned bran muffins. We could have been here ten years ago."
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